Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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