When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
