I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
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