How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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