Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
