Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I think I just shit out all my problems.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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