So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
