my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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