I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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