Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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