Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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