OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
