Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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