Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Holy shit dude........stairs
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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