apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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