I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
organizing the empties. That sober.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Randomize
