How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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