Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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