its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
