The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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