Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Randomize
