On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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