He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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