Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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