Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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