my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I just googled if crying burns calories
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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