Are we in a gay sports bar?
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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