I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Dick very happy bro
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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