Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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