Dual....:-)
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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