im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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