I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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