It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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