You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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