do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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