Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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