Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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