***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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