just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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