btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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