You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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