He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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