Me. At least after what I've been through.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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