Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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