i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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