at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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