it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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