I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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