if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
either way he was missing a nipple.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
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