Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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