gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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